The vampire sits on the occupant’s chest, and on the occupant’s soft belly, and on the occupant’s hard pubic bone, and on the occupant’s thigh muscle, and on the occupant’s osteoarthritic joints, and nerve pains, and arrhythmia, and on the occupant’s insufficient but perhaps since corrected blood platelets, and on the occupant’s hyposensitivity, and hypersensitivity, and neck pain, and headache.

The occupant says: "OK, better, that’s better."

The vampire says: "Oui bébé, je suis à toi. Vos thrombocytes, quel est leur nombre, exactement?"